My Lazy, Drunken Quest to Find the Best Alcohol Delivery App

My Lazy, Drunken Quest to Find the Best Alcohol Delivery App

I like to drink. In fact, I like to drink more than I like to move. As in, move my body. I used those exact words when canceling a gym membership once. They wouldn’t let me cancel over the phone, so when I finally went to the gym and was asked why I wanted to quit I simply said that I liked drinking more than I liked moving. The sales guy wasn’t sure how to respond.

The second decade of the 21st century has seen great inventions for people who like drinking but aren’t big fans of exerting any effort to move. The very best one, hands down, is the alcohol delivery app.

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Alcohol apps are a fairly new phenomenon in our button-pushing economy. The companies behind these apps usually don’t have…

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